Put all babies in jail now!!! Also a special guest appearance from our favorite malpractice queen, Doctor Cool! This is maybe what she did before being a Doctor? Or maybe she got fired again? Your guess is as good as mine.
Panel one: A baby sits on a podium in a courtroom. A judge says off-screen, "The final suspect is this baby...we will now hear their testimony." The baby lets out a little "Pbbbt."
Panel two: The baby gargles happily, smiling at the court.
Panel three: The judge asks, "What did they say?" A woman with bright pink hair is sitting at a desk with the nametag, "Official Baby Translator." She is scrolling on her phone and replies, "Uh, they said they're guilty." The courtroom gasps.
Panel four: The judge gives an order, "Take them away boys!!!" An angry looking cop carries the baby out. The baby is wearing handcuffs and sticks out their tongue, blowing a raspberry.