I was not reading at 4am most nights in college, that'd usually be at 2 or 3am. I go to bed at 9pm now.
Panel one: There are two people in a dark dorm room at 4 am. The person on the left is in bed asleep, the other person on the right is reading a book under a small light.
Panel two: Outside the dorm room someone yells "HELP, MURDER, AHHHH!!!" This wakes up the person asleep and alarms the other person reading a book.
Panel three: The person in bed pulls their blanket over their head and says, "Whatever..." The person on the right flips to the next page in their book.