Panel one: A cat stretches it's leg up in the air and licks it's butt. It is wearing a black utility vest that reads "Police." Text above the cat reads, "Introducing, the feline police unit!"

Panel two: In a dark alleyway an angry looking police man corners a frightened man. The policeman points toward the man yelling, "Get 'em!" The police cat is sitting on the ground looking bored.

Panel three: The police cat jumps on the policeman and begins scratching his eyeballs and biting his face. The policeman screams in pain, his face covered in scratches and blood. The frightened man from before stares blankly.

Panel four: The policeman writhes in pain off-panel with only his hand and a puddle of blood visible. The frightened man is sitting on the ground petting the police cat, who looks very content. The man stares at the carnage and says, "Yikes." Text above reads, "Remember, all cats are beautiful!"