Panel one: We see a laptop screen displaying large text that reads, "Your dating profile has 0 hits!!" A voice off-screen says, "This is hopeless."

Panel two: We see that the owner of the laptop is sitting on his couch looking very sad, and staring at his computer screen. His friend, another guy wearing a hoodie, leans over the couch and says, "Dude, those sites only work if you're not boring."

Panel three: The friend continues, "If you want more dates you gotta like, tell a cool story about yourself, ya know?" Dating guy has a lightbulb appear over his head and agrees with a, "Yea!"

Panel four: We see Dating guy's updated profile. It features a selfie and info as follows: "Name: Clevin, Age: 20, About: One time I took a huge shit at the Denny's near me house and they banned me for-" The rest of the profile is cut off.