Panel one: Text reads, "In the future..." Below it we see a skull surrounded by other half-buried bones. There is a small spiderweb hanging off of it. Off-panel a voice asks, "What was the cause of death?"

Panel two: Two people wearing futuristic looking bodysuits and goggles stand together in the decrepit room. One is holding a beeping device and says, "Hmmm...it looks like they starved to death..."

Panel three: A jar of pickles is half-buried in the dirt as the futuristic person continues saying, "Because they couldn't open this jar of pickles.

Panel four: The voices continue to remark, "Wow, what a weenie..." The skull of the deceased has a single tear roll out of their eye socket.