"I sit upon a graveyard of unfinished projects, given only half-lives to rot beneath the ground" I say to my unfinished ace attorney fan comic.
Panel one: The artist of this comic, who wears a beanie and glasses, stands in front of a trashcan throwing a bunch of papers inside of it. A figure walks up in distress, yelling, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
Panel two: The figure sadly paws through the trash that contains papers reading, "New ideas, Art, Comics," and says, "This stuff is perfectly good!" The artist stares at the trash.
Panel three: A beat passes with the artist staring at the sad figure.
Panel four: The artist throws a lit match into the trashcan and their art lights up with a "Fwoom" as the figure looks on in shock.