Panel one: A guy goes up and complains to his friend saying, "Ugh, I'm so tired!" Their friend casually sits at a table, holding a mug and asks, "Do you want some coffee?"

Panel two: The guy ponders this question, "Hmm, coffee only makes my stomach feel super awful..."

Panel three: The guy shrugs saying, "Eh, why the heck not!"

Panel four: We cut to the tombstone of the guy who drank coffee. It reads "R.I.P. Oh my god guys I'm pooping so much"